sodamnrelatable:

5 hours sleep on weekends:

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5 hours sleep on weekdays:

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silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

askmoonmoon:

stellaxtine:

pep pep

smalldog has been knighted and may now be addressed as SIR smalldog

askmoonmoon:

stellaxtine:

pep pep

smalldog has been knighted and may now be addressed as SIR smalldog

stabs:

My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender